Summer has come and..... wait, it was here?

For some reason, we appear not to have had a summer this year. Yeah, sure, we had a few hot days about two months ago, but what about now?! It's getting colder by the day! I wake up in the mornings with an icicle hanging from each toe. Ok, so the fact I don't have a radiator in my bedroom contributes majorly to that. No, I don't know why I have no radiator. Did I build the house? Exactly.

This poor world will spontaniously combust one day, it doesn't know whether to be hot, cold or just right. And whatever decision it makes, it'll always be the wrong one. Take for example a picnic I went to at the end of August. We all had a fantastic time, no doubt about it, but the weather just happened to be 90 degrees the day before, 9 degrees on the actual day and then about 90 degrees the day after. What did we do to deserve that? And the worst thing is, the person who held the picnic is green! She recycles, uses her own fire for hot water etc. I mean what more could she do to protect the earth? But no, it had to go and pour didn't it.

Bastard.