What about all the people who are dying in the world? What about the wars? What about famine, Global Warming, ThirdWorld Country Poverty, AIDS? What is wrong with the world?! How is Jonathon Ross being suspended for 12 weeks withough pay, 'Breaking News'?!
I saw a paper just today where Mr Sachs' so called 'distraught' grand-daughter claims that Russell Brand said 'Que?' in bed! How devastated must she be to be selling stories like that?! She looks like nothing more than a cheap slut! And I'm sorry if that offends you, maybe you should get me suspended without pay too! Or just create so much media carnage to make me want to quit. If you like her, I'm sorry, really I am, but this is just a ploy for media attention because no-one had heard of her before hand, but now everyone knows who she is. Good to make a quick buck eh love?! The media now need to sort out their priorities, Russell Brand, stating the obvious, on some guys answer machine, is not fucking breaking news!
P.S. I love Andrew Sachs, he was a great actor in Fawlty Towers and I admire him. But he has said he isn't out for revenge, so maybe he should slap his grand-daughter round the face and tell her to reign it in. The slut.
26/10/2008
It's Chriiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaas!!
Ok, so it's not. But it nearly is, and that's good enough for me!
I spent the majority of this afternoon listening to all my favourite christmas songs. Why? I dunno, it seemed like a good idea at the time. And I'm still listening to them now. Because they're cool *smug*.
I know it's just under 2 months away, but still, I'm really looking forward to getting our tree. It's tradition, every year, me, my mum and my sister, go to a farm where they sell them, argue over which one to buy, end up buying the 8 ft tall one, knowing full well it won't get into the house and then having to chop it in half. But it's fun. Now this is all done on the first Saturday in December.
When we get him home, (him being the tree, it's always named after a guy. Again, no, I don't know why. Our tradition) we set him up and decorate him. Before this point, one of us finds out our Bing Crosby (a singing statue) and our window lights. After putting them up, we put on the double CD of christmas songs, full blast. Then we throw baubleas at each other and decorate the tree.
Now I've bored you all with that, I'm going to listen to some Slade. =]
I spent the majority of this afternoon listening to all my favourite christmas songs. Why? I dunno, it seemed like a good idea at the time. And I'm still listening to them now. Because they're cool *smug*.
I know it's just under 2 months away, but still, I'm really looking forward to getting our tree. It's tradition, every year, me, my mum and my sister, go to a farm where they sell them, argue over which one to buy, end up buying the 8 ft tall one, knowing full well it won't get into the house and then having to chop it in half. But it's fun. Now this is all done on the first Saturday in December.
When we get him home, (him being the tree, it's always named after a guy. Again, no, I don't know why. Our tradition) we set him up and decorate him. Before this point, one of us finds out our Bing Crosby (a singing statue) and our window lights. After putting them up, we put on the double CD of christmas songs, full blast. Then we throw baubleas at each other and decorate the tree.
Now I've bored you all with that, I'm going to listen to some Slade. =]
23/10/2008
Life is precious, so treasure it.
Recently, the remains of a young girl were found not far from where I live. About two weeks ago, some young children were playing in the woods by the lake when they found the bones. Naturally, the police were called and from then until last night, their vans, cars and CCTV units have been parked along the NSL road. News came out about a day after they were found, and forensics suspected it to be a 14 year old girl. Since then, new light has been shed on her identity. She was a local girl, 19 years of age, which is my age, not 14. She had a young child and her whole life ahead of her. To think that such a diabolical thing has happened in my home town is unbelievable.
Since this has happened, it has made me realise that it doesn't matter how old you are, you need to grab life by the nuts, and say: 'I'm going to live you until you're spent.' Which in some cases, is easier said than done.
Make your dreams a reality. Dreams don't come true, they stay dreams. Put them into action, and work to achieve what you want to achieve. At least then you can say that you've lived your life, not sat indoors and watched it pass by with everyone else.
So R.I.P young woman, and may the afterlife treat you a damn sight better than this one did.
Since this has happened, it has made me realise that it doesn't matter how old you are, you need to grab life by the nuts, and say: 'I'm going to live you until you're spent.' Which in some cases, is easier said than done.
Make your dreams a reality. Dreams don't come true, they stay dreams. Put them into action, and work to achieve what you want to achieve. At least then you can say that you've lived your life, not sat indoors and watched it pass by with everyone else.
So R.I.P young woman, and may the afterlife treat you a damn sight better than this one did.
20/10/2008
It's over..... For me anyway
Ok, secretly, I have been holding onto a hope that I might be unbanned from the Pievy, as much as I said I was ok with it and that it's their loss, it was all a show, because somewhere inside, I told myself that it wasn't forever, it was just for a while, and that soon I'd be let back in. I've completely lost track of how long ago it was now. But I've come to the conclusion that I'm never going back, no matter how much I want to say I'm sorry, no matter how much people hint their disapproval and no matter how much people may want me back. It's not going to happen. So thank you to all those who changed their names, but you may as well put them back, it was such a kind thing to do, but it seems to have had no effect. I'm not sure how many of the girls/guys of The Pievy read this, but someone please pass my apologies onto the person I argued with, and the admin.
I'm sorry that I caused and argument, I'm sorry that I was a complete childish bitch, I'm sorry that people felt I was patronising them, I'm sorry I'm not coming back.
Just remeber, I'll always be a Cock and Spanners girl, a Cowgirl, a Musketeer, a weird Clarkson fancier, a stubborn argumentative cowbag and a Pievert at heart.
x
I'm sorry that I caused and argument, I'm sorry that I was a complete childish bitch, I'm sorry that people felt I was patronising them, I'm sorry I'm not coming back.
Just remeber, I'll always be a Cock and Spanners girl, a Cowgirl, a Musketeer, a weird Clarkson fancier, a stubborn argumentative cowbag and a Pievert at heart.
x
15/10/2008
The Blue Pill.... Sell it to me...
Or not. I'm female, or did my e-mail address not give that away?
Why is it these days, companies are insistant on selling you their products through e-mail? More to the bloody point, how the fuck did a Viagra company get my e-mail address?! I'd like to know what kind of a stalker person (who clearly thinks that females need help getting a hard on) goes through e-mail addresses and thinks 'Hmm, I know, I'll sell this person erection pills, because, clearly, she needs them, just look at her e-mail address, says it all!' I don't need Viagra, I don't have a boyfriend. Even if I did, I don't think that presenting him with a packet of 'The Blue Pill' for his birthday would do our relationship (or his self esteem for that matter) any good. So here's an idea, don't e-mail me your shit. If I want to buy it, I'll come to you, that's the way it usually works.
*rolls eyes*
Knobheads.
Why is it these days, companies are insistant on selling you their products through e-mail? More to the bloody point, how the fuck did a Viagra company get my e-mail address?! I'd like to know what kind of a stalker person (who clearly thinks that females need help getting a hard on) goes through e-mail addresses and thinks 'Hmm, I know, I'll sell this person erection pills, because, clearly, she needs them, just look at her e-mail address, says it all!' I don't need Viagra, I don't have a boyfriend. Even if I did, I don't think that presenting him with a packet of 'The Blue Pill' for his birthday would do our relationship (or his self esteem for that matter) any good. So here's an idea, don't e-mail me your shit. If I want to buy it, I'll come to you, that's the way it usually works.
*rolls eyes*
Knobheads.
13/10/2008
X Factor.... Is that what they call it?
This time next year, I'll either be bitching about all the people who made it through to the live finals when I didn't, or I'll be on the live finals singing my heart out and being brown nosed by all the people who used to pick on me when I was at school. Either way, I'll be happy. If I try and fail, at least I've tried, if I try and succeed, I'll be doing something I love.
I can rest assured, if I actually make it to the televised auditions, I'll have plenty of people to back me up. Regardless of whether I make it or not past that stage.
This idea all came about when I started to watch this years X Factor, I was horrified at some of the people who auditioned and got through! Now, I'm not the best singer in the world, and this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppdLeQcej2Y can prove that. But last years competitors were so much better than this years! I don't know what's happened. All the people who can't sing were rounded up in a little field and whipped with a stick, whilst being told they were the best Britain had ever seen and they should all enter into the X Factor. Yes, I do mean they were brainwashed. There is no other explanation for it.
So I say now: Simon Cowell! Watch your back, for this time next year, you'll be flat on it!
Hmmm, that could've been phrased better.......
I can rest assured, if I actually make it to the televised auditions, I'll have plenty of people to back me up. Regardless of whether I make it or not past that stage.
This idea all came about when I started to watch this years X Factor, I was horrified at some of the people who auditioned and got through! Now, I'm not the best singer in the world, and this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppdLeQcej2Y can prove that. But last years competitors were so much better than this years! I don't know what's happened. All the people who can't sing were rounded up in a little field and whipped with a stick, whilst being told they were the best Britain had ever seen and they should all enter into the X Factor. Yes, I do mean they were brainwashed. There is no other explanation for it.
So I say now: Simon Cowell! Watch your back, for this time next year, you'll be flat on it!
Hmmm, that could've been phrased better.......
Fallen angel? Or just a helpful teen?
The latter is possible y'know.
Someone told me the other day that I was an Angel, and that I must have fallen from heaven. Now before I start let me just say this: No, it wasn't a client from work, and no, it wasn't a guy trying to get in my pants. It was a little old lady in the street. Don't get the wrong idea, she didn't just walk up to me and say it for no reason. She was having trouble picking up her senior citizens card, or whatever it's called these days. So I picked it up for her and asked her if she was ok. The look on her face when I walked up to her, it's almost like she expected me to push her over, steal her wallet and run away! She was so completely grateful when I didn't that she almost cried.
I can only imagine what it must be like for an elderly person like her. I know what some teenagers are like these days, I also know that they terrorise old people, because they think it's funny. Well, it's not, it's not cool and it doesn't make you 'hard'. You are picking on someone who cannot defend themselves, which I know full well, is the reason you do it. I bet if someone came up to you with a knife and said: 'Start on my grandma now punk.' You'd shit your pants and run away.
Being a teenager (even though this time next year, I'll no longer be a teen) is tough, especially if you are one of the good guys/gals. Not every teen is hell bent on sniffing coke and smoking weed, whilst hanging around on a street corner lobbing glass bottles and bricks at people/cars/houses/animals. The thing people have to remember, is that sterotyping is not always a good thing. It makes life hard for the good people in this world. The old woman was a perfect example, she'd obviously heard about/had bad experiences with teenagers, and just assumed they were all like it. Then she met me and her opinions changed. I just hope she realises that not all teens are out to get you. But that doesn't mean that there aren't any at all.
Teens like me are hard to find.
Someone told me the other day that I was an Angel, and that I must have fallen from heaven. Now before I start let me just say this: No, it wasn't a client from work, and no, it wasn't a guy trying to get in my pants. It was a little old lady in the street. Don't get the wrong idea, she didn't just walk up to me and say it for no reason. She was having trouble picking up her senior citizens card, or whatever it's called these days. So I picked it up for her and asked her if she was ok. The look on her face when I walked up to her, it's almost like she expected me to push her over, steal her wallet and run away! She was so completely grateful when I didn't that she almost cried.
I can only imagine what it must be like for an elderly person like her. I know what some teenagers are like these days, I also know that they terrorise old people, because they think it's funny. Well, it's not, it's not cool and it doesn't make you 'hard'. You are picking on someone who cannot defend themselves, which I know full well, is the reason you do it. I bet if someone came up to you with a knife and said: 'Start on my grandma now punk.' You'd shit your pants and run away.
Being a teenager (even though this time next year, I'll no longer be a teen) is tough, especially if you are one of the good guys/gals. Not every teen is hell bent on sniffing coke and smoking weed, whilst hanging around on a street corner lobbing glass bottles and bricks at people/cars/houses/animals. The thing people have to remember, is that sterotyping is not always a good thing. It makes life hard for the good people in this world. The old woman was a perfect example, she'd obviously heard about/had bad experiences with teenagers, and just assumed they were all like it. Then she met me and her opinions changed. I just hope she realises that not all teens are out to get you. But that doesn't mean that there aren't any at all.
Teens like me are hard to find.
12/10/2008
For the friends who are true, the ones who stay with you till the end.
This blog is purely dedicated to the girls at The Pievy. If you aren't interested, don't read it. I'd like to thank all of the ones who have stuck by me, all the ones who really cared. You know who you are. You've made my being banned all the easier on me. Alison, I'm so sorry, I hope your demotion wasn't caused by me. You've all stuck with me, and though I'm no longer there, you've still kept in touch. I don't want this to sound like I've moved country or anything but that place was like my second home and none of you realise how much it means to me to realise that you weren't just forum friends, you are true friends. And for that I thank you.
Now, I don't do mushy, so let me balance this up. You are all the craziest bunch of weirdos in the world, which is probably why we get on so well =D The best thing is, I know, if I ever cross paths with you again (unlikely unless it's Rhapsody) that I'll cry and crush hug you all until you are dead.
Fin.
Now, I don't do mushy, so let me balance this up. You are all the craziest bunch of weirdos in the world, which is probably why we get on so well =D The best thing is, I know, if I ever cross paths with you again (unlikely unless it's Rhapsody) that I'll cry and crush hug you all until you are dead.
Fin.
08/10/2008
Hey, look, I did something wrong..... again.
I've been banned from my Holy Grail of the internet. Why? Because I had an opinion. Because that opinion was different to others. I've been told it was because I was disrespectful, which, to my knowledge, isn't true. Unless the other half of this problem has made me out to be worse than I am. In which case. ABUSE OF POWERS LOVE! I used to love that place. Everyone went along so nicely. Quite happy in the knowledge that it was a closed circle of friends *cough* sorry 'friends' that got on. If I'm honest, me and this other person have never really got on. We disliked each other from day one, and avoided posting to each other whenever possible. When we met, it confirmed our fears, we really didn't like each other.
I really wouldn't mind if I was a constant pain in the arse on this place. But it's the first time I've been in trouble. I asked them to ban me, yes, I did, if they thought I was being a pain. But nothing was done. I then recieve a private message from the administrator telling me that 'one more strike, you're out'. I then went to apologise for the way things had gone and as I sent it, I was received by a screen which read:
'Sorry, but you have been banned from this forum.'
C'MON! It was just a heated debate! I wasn't the one throwing patronising comments around! I wasn't the one who said someone elses opinion was wrong! So why was I the one who was punished?! Not one person said to me 'That's your opinion, I don't agree with it, but it's your opinion none the less'.
It sucks!
I really wouldn't mind if I was a constant pain in the arse on this place. But it's the first time I've been in trouble. I asked them to ban me, yes, I did, if they thought I was being a pain. But nothing was done. I then recieve a private message from the administrator telling me that 'one more strike, you're out'. I then went to apologise for the way things had gone and as I sent it, I was received by a screen which read:
'Sorry, but you have been banned from this forum.'
C'MON! It was just a heated debate! I wasn't the one throwing patronising comments around! I wasn't the one who said someone elses opinion was wrong! So why was I the one who was punished?! Not one person said to me 'That's your opinion, I don't agree with it, but it's your opinion none the less'.
It sucks!
04/10/2008
Summer has come and..... wait, it was here?
For some reason, we appear not to have had a summer this year. Yeah, sure, we had a few hot days about two months ago, but what about now?! It's getting colder by the day! I wake up in the mornings with an icicle hanging from each toe. Ok, so the fact I don't have a radiator in my bedroom contributes majorly to that. No, I don't know why I have no radiator. Did I build the house? Exactly.
This poor world will spontaniously combust one day, it doesn't know whether to be hot, cold or just right. And whatever decision it makes, it'll always be the wrong one. Take for example a picnic I went to at the end of August. We all had a fantastic time, no doubt about it, but the weather just happened to be 90 degrees the day before, 9 degrees on the actual day and then about 90 degrees the day after. What did we do to deserve that? And the worst thing is, the person who held the picnic is green! She recycles, uses her own fire for hot water etc. I mean what more could she do to protect the earth? But no, it had to go and pour didn't it.
Bastard.
This poor world will spontaniously combust one day, it doesn't know whether to be hot, cold or just right. And whatever decision it makes, it'll always be the wrong one. Take for example a picnic I went to at the end of August. We all had a fantastic time, no doubt about it, but the weather just happened to be 90 degrees the day before, 9 degrees on the actual day and then about 90 degrees the day after. What did we do to deserve that? And the worst thing is, the person who held the picnic is green! She recycles, uses her own fire for hot water etc. I mean what more could she do to protect the earth? But no, it had to go and pour didn't it.
Bastard.
02/10/2008
It's all fun and games, until someone gets hurt.
Life can be cruel sometimes. It can really affect the way people behave, react and think. Lately I've come to the conclusion that being kind if you don't mean it gets you no-where. So I've started telling it as it is. If I don't agree, and someone doesn't like it, tough shit. Do I care? No. If I burn a bridge with someone, I can't say I'm bothered. If there really is no way of it being truely re-built, they weren't a friend to begin with. If they have done something you disagree with. Don't pretend you are ok with it. It doesn't help. The amount of times I've said that I don't mind people doing it when in fact I could have shot them for doing it is unbelievable.
This situation has now got so bad, that I've had to do something about it. Bye bye Miss Nice Girl; Hello Miss I Don't Give A Shit Whether You Like My Opinions Or Not, This Is How It Is.
This situation has now got so bad, that I've had to do something about it. Bye bye Miss Nice Girl; Hello Miss I Don't Give A Shit Whether You Like My Opinions Or Not, This Is How It Is.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
